Top 30 Funny Wedding Card Messages
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If you're looking for a funny wedding card message to add to a wedding card then you've come to the right place.
We've compiled a list of the top 30 funny wedding card messages to help you find the perfect message for the happy couple.
- Remember, a happy marriage is about three things: memories of togetherness, forgiveness of mistakes, and a promise to never download a dating app again.
- Marriage: an endless sleepover with your favorite weirdo. Congrats!
- Congratulations on your wedding! May your love be as unending as the decorations at this wedding venue.
- May your marriage be filled with laughter, love, and a decent amount of takeout!
- I can't believe someone is brave enough to marry you. Congrats!
- Marriage – because dating was just too easy. Happy Wedding Day!
- Congratulations on finally getting your freedom... Oh wait, wrong event. Happy wedding!
- May the odds be ever in your favor.
- Here's to a lifetime of pretending to enjoy each other's hobbies. Congrats!
- Congratulations on upgrading from being annoyingly single to annoyingly married.
- Welcome to the world of marital bliss – where the laundry is never-ending and arguments are daily. Happy Wedding Day!
- Congratulations on your wedding! I can't wait for you to join me in the married club. It's not as fun as the single club but we have way more cake.
- Remember, it's not about who's right, but who's left.
- Now you can't run away from each other's farts.
- Happy wedding day! Remember, a happy wife means a happy life... and a terrified husband.
- Remember, marriage is all about communication... and a lot of compromise.
- Remember, marriage is a relationship where one is always right and the other is the husband.
- Congratulations on your wedding! Now you can finally understand the true meaning of 'for richer or poorer'.
- Remember, marriage is all about give and take... You give, they take.
- Congratulations on your wedding! Remember, marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops.
- Happy Wedding Day! Now you can officially put on weight without any fear.
- Congrats! Now you can eat, drink and get fat, who cares, you are already married!
- Marriage is like a deck of cards. At the start, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade!
- Now remember, the key to a happy marriage is... Sorry, I’m still searching for it.
- Marriage: where 'Yes Dear' are the two most important words!
- Remember, the best way to remember your anniversary is to forget it once.
- Here's to love, laughter, and happily ever after...and to never having to swipe right again!
- Remember, love is all you need… stick with that crap and you’ll do great!
- Remember, it's not about who wears the pants in the relationship, but how well you agree on the color.
- Now you can finally say 'I do' to shared bank accounts, joint tax returns, and no more awkward 'who will pay the bill' moments.