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Top 30 Funny Wedding Wishes

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Marco Wolfsheimer

Updated: 12th April, 2024

Finding the perfect words to write in a wedding card can be tricky. You want to convey your well wishes, perhaps add a touch of your personality, and most importantly, make the newlyweds smile or even laugh. After all, laughter is a great icebreaker to the start of their forever!

Funny Wedding Wishes

Here is a list of funny wedding wishes you can send to friends, family and co-workers to bring a smile to the happy couple. Whether for a friend, family member, or colleague, these funny wedding card messages are sure to bring a little cheer to their special day.

  • Remember, a happy marriage is about three things: memories of togetherness, forgiveness of mistakes, and a promise to never download a dating app again.

  • Marriage: an endless sleepover with your favorite weirdo. Congrats!

  • Congratulations on your wedding! May your love be as unending as the decorations at this wedding venue.

  • May your marriage be filled with laughter, love, and a decent amount of takeout!

  • I can't believe someone is brave enough to marry you. Congrats!

  • Marriage – because dating was just too easy. Happy Wedding Day!

  • Congratulations on finally getting your freedom... Oh wait, wrong event. Happy wedding!

  • May the odds be ever in your favor.

  • Here's to a lifetime of pretending to enjoy each other's hobbies. Congrats!

  • Congratulations on upgrading from being annoyingly single to annoyingly married.

  • Welcome to the world of marital bliss – where the laundry is never-ending and arguments are daily. Happy Wedding Day!

  • Congratulations on your wedding! I can't wait for you to join me in the married club. It's not as fun as the single club but we have way more cake.

  • Remember, it's not about who's right, but who's left.

  • Now you can't run away from each other's farts.

  • Happy wedding day! Remember, a happy wife means a happy life... and a terrified husband.

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  • Remember, marriage is all about communication... and a lot of compromise.

  • Remember, marriage is a relationship where one is always right and the other is the husband.

  • Congratulations on your wedding! Now you can finally understand the true meaning of 'for richer or poorer'.

  • Remember, marriage is all about give and take... You give, they take.

  • Congratulations on your wedding! Remember, marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops.

  • Happy Wedding Day! Now you can officially put on weight without any fear.

  • Congrats! Now you can eat, drink and get fat, who cares, you are already married!

  • Marriage is like a deck of cards. At the start, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade!

  • Now remember, the key to a happy marriage is... Sorry, I’m still searching for it.

  • Marriage: where 'Yes Dear' are the two most important words!

  • Remember, the best way to remember your anniversary is to forget it once.

  • Here's to love, laughter, and happily ever after...and to never having to swipe right again!

  • Remember, love is all you need… stick with that crap and you’ll do great!

  • Remember, it's not about who wears the pants in the relationship, but how well you agree on the color.

  • Now you can finally say 'I do' to shared bank accounts, joint tax returns, and no more awkward 'who will pay the bill' moments.

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