Cheeky baby bottle card with Shit Just Got Real text

A white baby bottle with bold text Shit Just Got Real on turquoise background design.

A bold, cheeky baby bottle design with a rude punchline that suits new parents who enjoy irreverent humour.

  • celebrating a new baby
  • making new parents laugh
  • sharing cheeky humour
  • For Adults
  • Adult Humor
  • Not Safe For Work
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Saturday, June 13 at 02:37 PM

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