Funny retirement island card saying well fuck off then today

Humorous island card with palm tree and cabin saying well fuck off then, happy retirement.
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Bold, cheeky and very funny, this tropical island retirement card is ideal for someone who enjoys rude humour and a playful send-off.

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“WELL FUCK OFF THEN!”, “(I MEAN HAPPY RETIREMENT)”

  • retirement
  • celebration
  • send-off
  • For Adults
  • Adult Humour
  • Not Safe For Work

Perfect for adult and middle aged recipients and anyone who loves island, palm tree, ocean — funny and cheeky in tone.

Style
hand-drawn, cartoon, humorous illustration
Colours
blue, green, black
Themes
tropical island, escape, ocean, cheeky humour
Features
palm tree, small house, island, ocean
Mood
funny, cheeky, carefree

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Monday, August 03 at 07:49 PM

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