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Top 30 Funny Things to Write in a Leaving Card

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Marco Wolfsheimer

Updated: 13th April, 2024

It's always hard to say goodbye to a colleague who is leaving. You want to wish them well, but you also want to make sure they know how much they'll be missed.

Funny Leaving Messages for Work Colleagues

Here are some funny leaving card messages you can send to a colleague who's moving on to new adventures or retiring. When in doubt, add a little humor to your leaving message.

  • I'm so thrilled you're leaving... to find your dream job, of course.

  • Good luck finding colleagues better than us. You'll need it.

  • Finally, you're moving on to bigger and better coffee breaks.

  • I can’t believe you’re leaving to pursue your dreams instead of staying here with us. How dare you!

  • Best of luck in your new role. I'm sure you'll miss the endless emails and meetings.

  • So, you've finally decided to leave us and make your dreams come true. How selfish of you!

  • Congratulations on finally getting to experience traffic at a different time of the day!

  • I can't believe you're leaving us for a place that probably has better coffee.

  • Don't forget us when you're out there in the real world. We'll still be here, pretending to work.

  • Congratulations on your escape! I mean, promotion.

  • Congratulations on your new job! They must be desperate.

  • Don't forget us when you're the big boss. Seriously, don't. We have dirt on you.

  • We're so thrilled you're leaving... we've been counting down the days.

  • Finally, you're leaving! Now we can get some work done.

  • I heard your new company is great! They'll hire anyone.

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  • I'm so thrilled you're leaving... I mean, I'm so sad you're leaving.

  • I hope your new job is full of fun and excitement. Just kidding, I hope it's as dull as this one.

  • Oh great, now who's going to make the coffee?

  • Just when I thought I was getting rid of you, you're leaving on your own.

  • I'm not sure how we'll survive without your 'helpful' advice.

  • Congratulations on your new freedom. Enjoy it while it lasts.

  • We're all so happy for you... not because you're leaving, but because you're finally following your dreams, or so you say.

  • Wishing you all the best in your new job where your immense talents will be truly underappreciated.

  • Congratulations on escaping! Oh, I mean, moving on to new opportunities.

  • Goodbye, don't forget to take your 'great' ideas with you!

  • You're leaving? Fantastic! I mean, how fantastic for you!

  • Congratulations on your new job! I can't wait to start spreading rumors about why you really left.

  • Good luck finding better office gossip than ours!

  • Remember us when you're the big boss! Just kidding, we know you won't.

  • Congratulations on your new job! We're all fighting over who gets your chair!

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